Rates

Regular Rates


The rates listed here are for Nashville and all other cities in USA.

Special Democrat Tax

Regular rates are for Republicans, Libertarians, Independents, and those who are apolitical. There is a special rate of $3,000/hour if you are a Democrat. There’s also a $2,000 deposit instead of the normal $200. You voted for higher prices and inflation, so you pay for it.

2 Hours
$1,000
3 Hours
$1,300
6 Hours
$2,000
8 Hours
$2,400
12 Hours
$3,000
24 Hours
$5,000

Deposit & Cancellation Policies

When scheduling an appointment with me, you will be required to send a $200 deposit to finalize the reservation. Your appointment will not be secured until I receive the deposit. If I have another appointment request for the day/time you’ve requested and you have not yet sent your deposit, then that time will be given to whoever sends their deposit first.

*12 & 24 hour, and Weekend packages outside the Nashville, TN area will require a 25% deposit before the reservation is scheduled.

Should I have to cancel for any reason, you will have the option of using your deposit for another scheduled time, or you can receive a full refund of the deposit. Should you cancel our appointment after I have already finalized my travel arrangements, then you will forfeit your deposit. In some cases your deposit may be used to secure another appointment.